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Offspring Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of offspring jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?
Bison
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#2
Valve is like a deadbeat dad....
They both do well on creating, but suck at taking care of the offspring.
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#3
Yo mamma so dumb...
...her offspring think 'Yo mamma' jokes are funny!
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#4
My daughter is such a happy little person she giggles in her sleep,
which makes me worry that somehow she's not my biological offspring
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#5
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
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#6
[David Attenborough narrating my life] Once again the young offspring attempts to leave the nest.
Once again he has flown into a wall
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#7
what do you call the offspring of two lesbians?
A hermaphrodike
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#8
What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?
I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.
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#9
WHO SAID "YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPARATED" A) Gov.
George Wallace B) The Offspring C) My mom teaching me to do laundry D) All of the above
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#10
They should name American Pharoah's first offspring "Regression
to the Mean" Because, you know, statistics.
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#11
Did you hear the Offspring song about how to store mummies?
"You gotta keep 'em desiccated"
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#12
A North Korean man announce yesterday that his Dog gave birth to a 1/2 Dog 1/2 Cat offspring!
Also referred to in Korea as the #2 "Combo"!!!
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#13
If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the
offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.
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#14
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
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#15
I wonder if the Cabbage Patch Kids grew up to be bastards & whores that
left their offspring in random gardens like their parents did.
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#16
What sex position produces the ugliest offspring?
I don't know go ask your mom.
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#17
I asked the offspring how to make BBQ taste better Gotta keep em marinated.
...I'll just leave now.
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#18
A lion offspring asked his dad "What is a world series?" "I
don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"
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#19
What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?
No Self Esteem!
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#20
When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?
Guac!
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