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One Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of one jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
shoot for the moon, even if u miss u'll forever be the one peopel point
at and whispre "thats the idiot who shot literal bulets at the moon"
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#2
I have one trophy on reddit.
Dust
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#3
How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
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#4
The new Pope got Bird flu...
...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals.
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#5
What did one fish say to another fish after Eve had her first bath?
Great, now we smell like woman.
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#6
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean. :D edit: funnier when said aloud
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#7
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
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#8
Barbie comes with GI Joe She only fakes it with Ken.
Saw plenty of pregnant Barbie jokes in this sub-reddit, but not this one.
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#9
What's the difference between acetone and Hitler?
One is used to remove the polish, and the other is used to remove the Polish.
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#10
One day I'll cure deafness...
You hear me!
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#11
1) Bake cake.
2) Don't cut it into pieces. 3) Eat the whole thing. 4) Claim I ate "only one piece of cake."
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#12
Did you "ask" me or "axe" me?
Because seriously...... one is murder.
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#13
Have you got a copy of "Living with a small penis ?" Librarian
"I don't think its in yet" "Yep thats the one" I replied
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#14
Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane.
At least they know where this one is.
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#15
Heard this gem in the video game L.A.
Noire. Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have saw it.
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#16
[snowman rings doorbell] Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something
about a "snow blower" and was wondering where I might find one.
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#17
One day ISIS is going to screw up and accidentally
hit 'add your location' to a tweet.
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#18
No one spoil the ending, I haven't finished
the iTunes user agreement yet!!
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#19
How many fat people does it take to get a subreddit banned?
[This post has been banned for your protected - Ellen Pao] ^^^NINJAEDIT: ^^^Just ^^^one
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#20
I think it is wrong that the Bali 9 get a one minute
silence I mean, they already got a 21 gun salute.
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