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Ono Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ono jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?
He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."
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#2
What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono. --------------- The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass.
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#3
What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono?
They both are living off of dead beatles.
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#4
For Sale: Complete Set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 Volumes Excellent condition.
$ 1000 ONO. No longer needed. Got married last week. Wife knows fucking everything.
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#5
What do Yoko Ono and African children have in common?
They both survive on dead beatles (beetles).
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#6
What is yellow and lives off beetles?
Yoko Ono
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#7
What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?
.....about 40 years.
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#8
What is yellow and lives off dead Beatles?
Yoko Ono
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#9
If Yoko Ono gave you herpes...
Would that be strawberry fields forever?
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#10
Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing?
Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one.
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#11
Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles?
Yoko Ono
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#12
What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono.
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#13
What's yellow and sleeps alone?
Yoko Ono
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#14
Whats yellow and survives
on dead beetles Yoko Ono
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#15
Yoko Ono is apparently being lined up to assist with the bush tucker trials in the I'm a Celebrity jungle.
After all she has been living off a dead beetle for the last 36 years.
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#16
What's yellow and lives off dead beatles?
Yoko Ono
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#17
What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?
They both live off dead beetles
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Our collection features 17 Ono Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Most Ono Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Ono Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and ono jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love ono jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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ono jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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