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Operate Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of operate jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Dogs can't operate an MRI.
But cats can.
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#2
My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle For every light
I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place.
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#3
What type of equipment do you operate for abortions?
A baby excavator.
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#4
The only reason I've been going out with this guy all summer
is because I have no idea how to operate my gas grill.
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#5
"Talk to me, Goose," Tom Cruise crackled over the radio.
"Squawk." Goose replied before nose diving into the ground causing untold amounts of destruction, because geese can not operate aircraft.
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#6
Dogs can't operate MRI scanners.
But catscan.
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#7
This medicine says I should not operate heavy machinery, so I guess I won't be doing laundry for the next two weeks.
Safety first.
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#8
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine ..
.. but catscan
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#9
You really dropped the ball today Ted.
You're fired. "Please, no. I can try harder." You operate a wrecking crane, man. People died.
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#10
A man asked me if I could figure out how to operate a camera...
I told him I'd look into it and give it my best shot.
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#11
Perks of being a child of divorce Being
able to operate Direct TV and Dish
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#12
Doctor: You need a new liver and we found a match.
Me: When can you operate? *lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
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#13
Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
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#14
On medication is the BEST time
to operate heavy machinery
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#15
What frequency do police radios operate on?
100 niggahurts
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#16
Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll?
You wind her up, and she operates on batteries.
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#17
Dogs can't operate an MRI
machine But catscan
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#18
How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?
**None**. They operate in the **dark**.
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#19
Dogs can't operate an MRI
machine But Catscan
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#20
"Can you cook dinner tonight?" Can't.
New meds say I can't operate any heavy machinery and that stove doesn't look light
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