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Operator Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of operator jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Imagine your relief if you had a dream your daughter was dating a DJ
then woke up & remembered she was dating a ferris wheel operator.
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#2
A boy calls 911 Boy: Hello?
I need your help! 911 Operator: What's your emergency? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911 Operator: So what's the problem? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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#3
"Operator, run this licence plate please Echo Alpha Tango Alpha Delta
India Charlie Kilo" - Me, if I was a cop on the day I got fired.
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#4
If a British person calls 911 and says, "It's a bloody mess" how does the
operator know if there's blood or the person is just being British
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#5
[Me as 911 Operator] *phone rings* I wait for
it to stop ringing and text back "what's up"
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#6
What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?
How would I know, I`m just a US Air Force Operator.
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#7
My internet was down for almost 4 mins, I'm ok but
the 911 operator was a total b**ch about it!
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#8
Me: Help!
i need my stomach pumped. 911 Operator: Did you ingest poison, ma'am? Me: No. Pizza.
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#9
Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?
he was a bad conductor.
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#10
I know a telegraph operator who was so bad he always had to send his messages again.
He had a lot of remorse about that.
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#11
Operator: 911, what's your emergency.
Me: I'm 33 and I tried to do a cartwheel.
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#12
*pulling up to toll both with megaphone in hand* Booth operator:
ma'am please not again Me: someBODY once tolled me
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#13
What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?
R and J
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#14
"Your voice is so sexy.
How can I direct your call, babygirl?" --Smooth Operator
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#15
Me: Hello, my name is Vikki and I'm an alcoholic.
Operator: Ma'am, this is AAA. Me: I know. I'm an alcoholic and now my car is in a ditch.
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#16
Guy calls 911...
...says, "Help me, help me, my wife's having a baby!" 911 Operator says, "Ok, sir, remain calm, is this her first child?" Guy says "No, it's her fucking husband!"
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#17
A guy calls 911 "Send an ambulance!
My wife's having a baby!" "Just calm down down", says the operator, "Is this her first baby?" "No it's her husband you idiot!"
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#18
That awkward moment when the operator asks
you to read back the confirmation number.
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#19
[first day of work as a 911 operator] "Hello, 911" Hi someone's
trying to break into my house "holy shit call 911"
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#20
Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?
Because they won't commute.
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