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What Are Opponent Jokes?

Opponent Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of opponent jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I beat my chess opponent in less than
five moves with a baseball bat.
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#2
"Pikachu, use astonish!" *Leans into opponent's
ear* "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
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#3
What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?
Sorry mate.
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#4
What a weird thing that a Presidential candidate is like "I tried
to stab my friend" & his opponents are like "no you didn't."
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#5
Never make puns during a Scrabble match.
Your opponent may not like your wordplay.
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#6
How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?
with an en croissant
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#7
What will be the campaign motto of Trump's opponent in 2020?
Make America Great Again
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#8
[rap battle] [my opponent attempts to drop the mic, but I stealthily
tied it to his finger so it just comes back up like a yo-yo]
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#9
The swordsman thought he won his fight
but in fact His opponent feinted
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#10
Mayweather is dyslexic, He's supposed to
punch his opponent and hug his wife.
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#11
Say one positive thing about your opponent Well...he does convert
oxygen into carbon dioxide which helps trees grow.
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#12
[karate tournament] coach: Billy sweep the leg!
me in the crowd: haha hey billy vacuum his head! *Billy just wails opponent with a Dyson*
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#13
*Gets disqualified for biting opponent's
ear on a chess tournament*
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#14
Ok Brazil, this would be a time when
it's ok to bite an opponent.
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#15
A reality show where gay marriage opponents have to live under 100%
Biblical laws for six months so they can show us how awesome it is.
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#16
If tennis rules were chasing the ball and bringing it to your opponent
without letting him have it, my dog would be the best in the world.
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#17
How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?
NME (enemy).
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#18
"First off I want to wish my opponent the best of luck and oh god.
OH GOD NO" - presidential candidate accidentally using their 3rd wish
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#19
What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?
We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.
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#20
The fencer thought he knew what was about to happen but...
...his opponent feinted.
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