What Are Order Jokes?
Order Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of order jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My girlfriend wants to be in a long distance relationship,
according to this restraining order.
#2
Me: Would you have a minute to speak about my lord and savior, nachos supreme?
Her: Sir, for the last time just tell me your order.
#3
Your restraining order says NO But your
lazy eye says.......maybe later.
#4
Order 66 ...
If the citizens of Star Wars used Base 66 Numbers, Palpatine would have said: > Execute the Order of Magnitude!
#5
A pedophile, a rapist, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar...
He orders a drink.
#6
Don't trust anyone that orders
a Medium Pizza....
#7
I order to stay in the Navy, I had to
take a course in anchor management.
#8
*pizza man crashes his car into a house and flies through the windscreen
and smashes into TV* "yo you order pizza?" *they didn't*
#9
If pulled over, immediately ask the officer if they've
been drinking in order to establish dominance.
#10
Me: *eating 3rd Twix of the day* Her: You eat too much candy, you're going
to make me a widow Me: *orders 10 truckloads & cancels all plans*
#11
I like my women the way I like my coffee Light and sweet, but with lots of fucked
up behind the scenes things that had to happen in order to produce them.
#12
Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching
a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry.
#13
Your Lawyer and your Wife are drowning!
Quick! You must make a decision!! Should you go to the movies, or order pizza?
#14
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender sets the beer down and says, For you, no charge!
#15
In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the
WiFi router and wait for them in the room it's in.
#16
When you order a Coke and are asked if Pepsi
is OK should be considered a hate crime.
#17
I swear I can stare at my girl for hours and not say a word.
It's so fucking difficult with this restraining order to have a good conversation.
#18
A neutron walk in to a bar...
A neutron walk in to a bar, orders a beer and asks: How much? The bartender looks at him and replies: For you, no charge!
#19
I went out to eat and told the waiter I wanted the steak bloody rare.
He asked if I was worried about the mad cow, to which I replied..... ..... No. My wife will cheer up after you take her order.
#20
A man with authority walks into a bar...
Orders everyone a round
Why People Enjoy Order Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and order jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love order jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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