What Are Orgasm Jokes?
Orgasm Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of orgasm jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
UNGRATEFUL GIRLFRIEND I swear that I have the most ungrateful girlfriend in the world.
Every time I give her an orgasm.......she spits it out
#2
The Orgasm Time Machine
A coming of age story.
#3
I'm holding a benefit for people with erectile dysfunction or orgasm issues.
If you can't come, let me know.
#4
A guy says to his wife "why don't you ever tell me when you
orgasm?" She replies, "I don't like ringing you at work."
#5
A man asks his wife "Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?"
The wife says "I don't like calling you when you're at work!"
#6
My wife and I often orgasm at the same
time But rarely in the same place.
#7
I saw a midget insect having his first orgasm...
It was a little beecoming.
#8
Why do women sound like they're having an orgasm when they play tennis?
And why does my mother play Tennis in her bedroom?
#9
How can you tell if a woman's had an orgasm?
Who cares?
#10
Why will global warming eventually confuse women trying to reach orgasm?
Because it will constantly be changing the position of the clittoral.
#11
I want to watch a porn where both people scream out
lengthy Starbucks drink orders when they orgasm
#12
So if my girlfriend can have multiple orgasms,
why can't I have multiple girlfriends?
#13
Mom, what's an orgasm?
I don't know, ask your dad.
#14
I finally figured out why a sneeze is the equivalent of 1/8th an orgasm...
I could foresee something unpleasant and unavoidable, it's now over and I can get on with my day.
#15
How do telepaths have an orgasm?
They get their mind blown.
#16
How do I know when my girlfriend is having an orgasm?
... My hormones
#17
A good laugh, a great orgasm, and a long sleep are the best cures for most woes...
For everything else there's booze.
#18
The Four Types of Orgasms The Good "oh yes, oh yes" The Bad "oh no, oh
no" The Religious "oh god, oh god" And the Fake "Oh *person's name*"
#19
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex.
#20
Why do women have orgasms?
Just another reason to moan really.
Why People Enjoy Orgasm Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and orgasm jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love orgasm jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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