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What Are Oscar Jokes?

Oscar Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of oscar jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you hear Justin Timberlake is making a new song based on Oscar Pistorious?
It's called Cry Me A Reeva
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#2
*wins oscar I'd like to thank my legs,for always supporting me;my arms,who
are always by my side& also my fingers,I can always count on them
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#3
What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?
All white, all white, all white!
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#4
Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?
Every time someone goes to the toilet take 4 shots
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#5
Where is Wallace at?
Where is his oscar nomination?
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#6
Oscar Pistorious wanted to get his bathroom door
replaced But his wife was dead against it
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#7
Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?
Because he didn't get it.
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#8
I think the Oscars would be a lot more interesting if they had a "Best Nip Slip" category...
or "Best Back Burger."
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#9
How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
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#10
What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?
Bullets For My Valentine
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#11
Oscar Pistorious wanted to buy a new bathroom
door His girlfriend was dead against is
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#12
Oscar Pistorius is soon getting out of jail.
10 months without sex, you should hide, ladies. But for the love of God, not in the bathroom.
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#13
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Sierra Delta Oscar Whiskey November CAPTAIN: Lima Oscar Lima!
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#14
Roses are red...
Violets are glorious. I wouldn't surprise Oscar Pistorius.
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#15
Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
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#16
Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever
your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot
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#17
Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar.
The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison.
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#18
Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, you take 5 shots.
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#19
If a cat won an Oscar what would he get?
An a-cat-emy award.
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#20
Oscar Pistorious That sounds like a spell Harry
Potter uses to make your legs fall off
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Oscar Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Oscar Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and oscar jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most oscar jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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