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Ounces Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ounces jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
There was a royal baby...
The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American.
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#2
I used to be a programmer
But now I like ounces.
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#3
If her weight ends in ounces
she's too young for you bro
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#4
I just ate my weight in kidney beans!
(I weigh eight ounces.)
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#5
After #Brexit, the pound crashed...
...it's down to ten ounces.
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#6
What's heavier: a ton of gold or a ton of feathers?
The feathers. The gold's weight is measured using the Troy measurement system in which an ounce is 12 "regular" ounces. The more you know...
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Our collection features 6 Ounces Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and ounces jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most ounces jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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