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#1
I was doing the dishes and i realized..
If we could cover our Military vehicles in dried egg yolk we would be unstoppable.
#2
I couldn't afford to take my kids to Sea World.
So I took them to our local fish market, saying, "Shhhh... they're all asleep."
#3
My wife said to me, "Isn't it odd how on our keyboard
the letters ORPN have been worn out?"
#4
I blame our unhappy marriage on my wife mostly
because of her poor choice in men.
#5
I'm in a band called Missing Cat.
You've probably seen our posters.
#6
Relationship Status: Married long enough to know when I
hear her say "I love you," she's talking to our dog.
#7
I tried to set our Computers Password to "MyDick" But was
disappointed when it said "Error: Not Long Enough"
#8
Boy: Our Principal So Stupid Girl:Don't You Know Who i am?
Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am? Boy: Good (Walks Away)
#9
If our last names came from the jobs of our ancestors...
Then I feel really bad for the boys of the "Dickinson" family tree.
#10
We get it.
You're Muslim. You don't have to Ramadan our throats.
#11
If there's a god-shaped hole in all of us does
that mean our poos come out in god's image?
#12
Her: Wasn't it fun cutting down our own Christmas tree?
Me: Yea, especially when that guy chased us out of his yard...
#13
[therapy] WIFE: he favors our son over our daughter ME: No
way, I love whatsherface just as much as I love Johnny
#14
Right before our Grandpa died we covered his back in butter.
He went downhill pretty quickly after that.
#15
The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board but it
was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.
#16
Nothing says "We have no faith in our own products" like using
a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials.
#17
My best friend and I were comparing our penises...
for who has the biggest. It ended in a tie.
#18
A friend of ours is practicing baking apple pies.
She brings them over to our house and later asks us how we liked it. I tell her "You need more practice."
#19
I was watching the Cosmos, when Neil Degrasse Tyson related our genes are similar
to ones in trees That means that all men have got wood in dem jeans.
#20
I wonder if dog's had facebook, would they
put our picture as their profile picture.
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