What Are Outside Jokes?
Outside Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of outside jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What's Irish and sits outside?
Patio Furniture
#2
Did you hear about the protests going on outside of Madison Square Garden?
Everyone was yelling "Hands up, Don't Shoot" but J.R. Smith and Carmelo Anthony just wouldn't listen.
#3
Today, my girlfriend told me on the phone that we were breaking up.
I went outside and the signal improved.
#4
Coworker: Man, it's brutally cold outside!
Me: Yes, very weather, much winter.
#5
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside
#6
Me: Why doesn't he love me?
Nachos: Eat more of me and find out! Me: *Chewing* So? Nachos: We need outside counsel. Send pizza down here.
#7
"What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast
outside of a mostly white high school?" They're hiring.
#8
Why did the black man cross the road?
Better question is what the FUCK is he doing outside of the cotton field!?
#9
I have a life outside of internet,
it involves charging my phone.
#10
I need puns about tea!
(Herbal and medicinal tea) for the chalkboard outside my sisters shop. Please help? Something better than R2Tea2
#11
I like my women how I like my microwaved food.
Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside.
#12
Years after presidency, the introverted former president Obama is asked if he has ever had an affair.
He responds with "I've never been one to cum outside of Michelle."
#13
[NSFW] What's the worst thing about...?
....getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*
#14
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#15
How do you outsmart a chicken?
By thinking outside the bawks.
#16
There was a man watering his garden across the street at night.
At first I thought he was pissing outside but after a realized he wasnt I said "I thought you were peeing" he said "no I'm Chinese"
#17
Do you know what i did the first time i got a boner?
Went outside. I didn't know how big it would get.
#18
Those guys spinning giant arrows outside of stores are great at getting
attention but they might need some pointers on how arrows work.
#19
How cold is it outside?
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
#20
Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?
Because it was Frigid
Why People Enjoy Outside Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and outside jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love outside jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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