What Are Oval Jokes?
Oval Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of oval jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
An elegant man call the mailman the other day.
This double oval shape organ
#2
What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?
"Close, Bill, but no cigar!"
#3
Why does Hillary Clinton want to be president?
She also wants to get a blow job in the oval office
#4
Hillary said she wants to be the next president because there haven't been many women in the Oval Office.
Bill said, "That's not true, there's been plenty of women."
#5
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton?
Bill got fucked in the oval office and Hillary just got fucked out of it.
#6
Wow Monica Lewinski is 50 They grow up so fast.
It seems like it was just yesterday, she was crawling around the Oval Office putting everything in her mouth.
#7
What's gray, disappointing, and
in the shape of an oval?
#8
[oval office] SECRETARY: (shrieks) there's a dead rat on my desk!
PRESIDENT WHO IS A CAT: wow someone must really like you *winks*
#9
We need a woman president in the oval office.
Because the white house cook is retiring next year.
#10
So Donald Trump walks into the oval office as the 45th president of the U.S.
Title
#11
What do you call an oval with a speech impediment?
An Elipshhh
#12
What's so lame about a duck President?
Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!
#13
The secret service found a dildo in the Oval Office
Signing off on another executive order.
#14
No matter who you vote tonight to become our next president..
there is going to be a blonde sitting in the Oval Office in about 3 months..
#15
Why is the oval office oval shaped?
Because the government cuts corners.
#16
What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?
Lost
#17
What Obama is doing right now Sitting in the oval office with iPhone headphones on watching Mr.
Robot. His advisors knocking on his door. "GO AWAY!"
#18
Bill: I hope Hillary will have better interns in the Oval Office than I did.
All of mine sucked.
#19
Why is this election historic?
It's the first time we're guaranteed there'll be a cunt in the oval office.
#20
The scariest punchline to a long-running joke:
"Welcome to the Oval Office, President Trump!"
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