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Owls Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of owls jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Just a little poem for all the night owls up right now.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Go the fuck to sleep.
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#2
What do you call a girl who hunts owls?
A hooters shooter girl
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#3
Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?
the outlet
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#4
Two owls were playing pool.
One said "Two hits." The other replied "Two hits to who?"
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#5
Owls are like scary Mr.
Potato Heads that fly.
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#6
An interesting fact about owls.
Their heads can rotate up to 360 degrees before it comes off in your hand.
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#7
Why do owls not mate when it's raining?
Toowet Towoo
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#8
Owls are just nocturnal
pug birds
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#9
The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain
eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
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#10
If owls are so wise why are they always
eating rodents instead of pizza rolls?
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#11
[phone w/ son while in bank thats being robbed] in case this goes bad,
go to google on the iPad and delete "can owls fly" before mom sees it
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#12
What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?
Too-wet-to-woo.
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#13
ME: I hate owls [Owl turns his head 180] OWL: What?
ME: Oh I didn't see you there OWL: Are you talking behind my back? ME: I'm...I'm not sure
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#14
2 Owls 2 owls are sitting in a tree.
First turns to the second and says, "Did you hear Bill's getting a divorce?" The second Owl replies, "Who?"
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#15
What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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#16
Knock knock Who's there?
Owls . . . Owls who? Yes they do
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#17
Owls would be so much cooler if
they could also say 'are you'
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#18
Owls The worst thing about owls is the way that they can
maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
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#19
Knock Knock.....
who's there? Owls. Owls Who? Yes they do...
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#20
An owl and a mouse are sitting on a branch when a farmer walks by below.
The owl turns to the mouse and says nothing. Because owls can't speak. The owl then eats the mouse because it's a bird of prey.
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