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Owners Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of owners jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
You should not throw stones at glass houses but
they never said anything about the home owners.
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#2
Chihuahuas are a lot like farts...
...only their owners can stand them.
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#3
I wonder how many Viagra induced unrequited boners go home from
the bar or club staring up at their owners in complete dismay?
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#4
When I see a kid on a leash I assume they were a dog turned into a kid
by a witch & the owners have yet to figure out how to turn them back.
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#5
If you spell race car backwards...
You get what Honda owners wish they had.
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#6
It's spooky how many kids
look like their owners.
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#7
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
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#8
Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?
Because it's too much wok! [Sorry, I just made that up!]
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#9
I stopped by the house I spent my childhood in, and I politely asked the owners if I could look around.
They said no and slammed the door in my face My parents can be so fucking rude sometimes.
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#10
Turtles often outlive their owners, a fact
the police refuse to treat as suspicious
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#11
"Always leave them wanting more" is great advice for a performer.
Restaurant owners, on the other hand...
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#12
Hey Prius owners your entire
car is a bumper sticker
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#13
Responsible pet owners pick up their dog's poop.
Cool pet owners pick their dogs up from the airport (after their doggy business trips).
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#14
Pet Shopping Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador." "fuck
that" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"
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#15
DIY - previous owners thought a bright red living room a good idea.
12 coats of heavy duty primer later... This Kilz the walls.
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#16
What dog breed do Jewish pet owners desire most?
A Golden Retriever
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#17
Do you know cat owners are 50% less likely to suffer from a
heart attack mainly because their hearts are already broken
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#18
To all new iPad owners.
When you masturbate in front of your new device, make sure to put some porn on its screen to avoid embarrassment.
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#19
U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands.
Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners.
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#20
I wanna see some BUTTS on da dance floor!
ONLY butts. Detached from their owners, just kinda in a pile. In the middle. Nice. Good butt pile.
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