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Oyster Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of oyster jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Whats the difference between a prostitute with dysentery and an epileptic oyster shucker?
The oyster shucker, shucks between fits.......
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#2
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with IBS?
Well, one you have to shuck between fits...
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#3
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
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#4
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
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#5
What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhoea and an epileptic oyster shucker?
The oyster shucker shucks between fits.
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#6
What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?
Shellfish.
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#7
Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny!
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#8
Whats grosser then gross?
Shoving 12 oysters up your grandmothers vagina and sucking out 13.
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#9
What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?
A Nobel Prize
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#10
What's the worst part about eating 69 oysters out of your grandma?
Finding out she already posted this joke on Reddit.
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#11
Q: What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?
A: A PearlJam
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#12
*At the pearly gates* St Peter: Welcome to heaven.
I'll show you around. Me: Sooo many oysters must've died to make this gate.
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#13
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster chef and a prostitute with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits.
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#14
I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant.
I paid for it with exploding diarrhea. I think they would have preferred cash.
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#15
Why didn't the oyster give to charity?
He was shellfish.
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#16
Advice on getting a girl everytime My friend told me to use oysters, they work every time.
I replied bollox she will notice them floating in her drink.
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#17
What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?
A shell-fie
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#18
What is the definition of disgusting?
Putting 7 oysters up your girlfriend and sucking out 8
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#19
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea?
You shuck the oyster between fits.
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#20
Waiter I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.
Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and oyster jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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