What Are Pack Jokes?
Pack Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pack jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Hippies glare at me when I use plastic bags at the market.
I wouldn't need to if this pack of gum had some handles.
#2
Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman.
A good example: "I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!"
#3
Why do girls always walk in odd packs?
Because they literally can't even.
#4
Have you heard the latest by Lady Marmalade and the Pectin Pack?
Oh wait, I forgot you don't like jam bands
#5
Cowboy and a Drugstore Clerk Cowboy: Give me three packs of condoms please.
Clerk: You need a bag with that? Cowboy: Nah... She's purty good lookin...
#6
yo momma so fat the back of her
neck is like a pack of hot dogs
#7
Knock Knock Who's there !
Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
#8
I put an ice pack on my crotch And
then I cold-cocked my girlfriend.
#9
Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"???
This needs to happen.
#10
Marriage is like a pack of cards...
Marriage is like a pack of cards: all you need at the start are two hearts and a diamond, but you end up wishing you had a club and a spade...
#11
I was in a gang once.
We wore blue, traveled in packs, and ruled our turf with shiny instruments...wait. Band. I was in the marching band.
#12
RIP to my good friend Brian...
...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :(
#13
What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?
Go straight for the juggler.
#14
I'm getting ready to go down to support the woman's march.
Just waiting on my wife to pack me a sandwich.
#15
[sees some cut grass] "Nice" [sees some ripped leaves]
"oh yea" [sees a twig with a 6 pack] "holy shit"
#16
A gay couple and a lesbian couple check into a hotel.
Which couple leaves first the following morning? The women. Lesbians leave lickety split. Gay guys have to pack their shit first.
#17
There are three men on a boat with a pack of cigarettes and no matches.
How did they manage to smoke? They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
#18
JON: What should I do with these extra mustard packs?
MARY: Just stuff 'em in the Lazy Susan. SUSAN: Hey, I'm right here! (*remains seated*)
#19
Honey, I just won the lottery!
-- Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack some suitcases! -- That's fantastic! Should I pack summer or winter clothing? -- I don't care, but I want you gone by tomorrow!
#20
The Pumpkin Spice Gang ~An over caffeinated pack of basic white girls that
can do things with a selfie stick that you didn't think possible.
Why People Enjoy Pack Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pack jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love pack jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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