What Are Packs Jokes?
Packs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of packs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
"So, why do you want to be a veterinarian?" [pictures an army of cyborg
dogs with laser eyes and jet packs] ...I love to help animals.
#2
My wife and I agreed to only smoke after sex.
I've had the same pack of cigarettes for 6 months... She's up to 2 packs a day.
#3
Girl: I like guys with six-packs...
Guy: *opens refrigerator*
#4
My wife and I only smoke after sex; I've had the same pack since 2003.
She's up to three packs a day. Rodney Dangerfield
#5
Some guy robbed a local gas station and stole $700 worth of cigarettes.
I wonder what he'll do with both packs.
#6
Those "Smoking Kills" stickers on cigarette packs would be more effective
saying "Smoking Kills Puppies with a power drill covered in bees."
#7
Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once
again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card.
#8
If 1 in 5 Women get raped Then why don't
they just travel in packs of fours?
#9
every Lifetime movie needs a scene where
a woman angrily packs a suitcase
#10
The Air-force Cadets get Red Bull in their ration
packs Because apparently it gives them wings
#11
Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum?
She had some double bubble toilet trouble.
#12
My wife and I only smoke cigarettes after sex I've had the same pack since we were married but she's up to three packs a day!
(Thanks, Rodney!)
#13
Cowboy and a Drugstore Clerk Cowboy: Give me three packs of condoms please.
Clerk: You need a bag with that? Cowboy: Nah... She's purty good lookin...
#14
Today I've smoked 2 packs of cigs, eaten only deep-fried foods & took the seatbelts out of my truck.
Free healthcare is going to be awesome.
#15
Nobody likes you "100 Calorie
Packs." Nobody.
#16
Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?
Because they can't even.
#17
I like my women like I like my cigarettes,
slowly killing me in packs of 20 or more
#18
Bought a few packs of Sonicare toothbrush heads @ Costco today & the kids
can't go to college anymore but at least they'll have clean teeth.
#19
I just had an AMAZING salad at McDonalds.
The toppings I chose were 4 big macs & 10 chicken mc nuggets with 9 sweet & sour packs as dressing
#20
Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?
Because they can't even.
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