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Pads Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pads jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?
It's the one who has knee pads on.
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#2
What is the greatest part about women's hockey?
Their pads last for three periods
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#3
Perhaps the greatest fashion revolution was moving
the pads from the shoulder to the bras
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#4
Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie?
Because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads
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#5
If Hillary wins in 2016, it's gonna
be a huge year for shoulder pads
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#6
What do a Feminist and a Hockey Player have in common?
They both change their pads after three periods.
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#7
Whats the difference between a Polish woman and a hockey goalkeeper??
A hockey goalie changes his pads after 3 periods
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#8
What does your momma and a hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after three periods.
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#9
Why do hockey players wear so many pads?
Because they have 3 periods every game!
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#10
I love when football players put their t-shirts over their shoulder
pads because they look like business women from the 80s.
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#11
Why don't you see tampons with maxi pads?
Because they're stuck up cunts.
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#12
Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey?
3 periods 2 pads.
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#13
Are knee pads...
... the perfect gift, for givers?
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#14
*wears shoulder pads for the angel and devil
on my shoulders *pimps their ride
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#15
I was just knocked off my bike by a stationary truck.
The driver gave me a couple of sketch pads and some really cool pens to apologise.
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#16
Three maxi pads walk up to a bar...
...a large, medium and a small one. Which one is the first to say something to the bartender? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts.
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#17
Why are women so bad at being hockey goalies?
Because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads.
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#18
This tweet has been brought to you by...
...Stay Free Maxi-pads... ...When your uterine lining looks like the elevator from The Shining.
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#19
How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?
She's the one wearing knee pads.
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#20
Yesterday I went rollerblading, and I ran into batman.
So I say "Oy! Batman! Come skate with me! . . . " But Batman just says "I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!"
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What are the best Pads Jokes?
Our collection features 38 Pads Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Pads Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Pads Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Pads Jokes are available?
We currently have 38 Pads Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Pads Jokes?
Pads Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Pads Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pads jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love pads jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good pads jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Pads Jokes safe for all ages?
Most pads jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Pads Jokes?
pads jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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