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What Are Paint Jokes?

Paint Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of paint jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
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#2
How do you hide an elephant up a cheery tree?
Put it in the tree and paint it's balls red. What's the loudest noise in the world? A giraffe eating cherries Edit: not a cheery tree...cherry
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#3
Painters wear all white while they
paint like they don't give a fuck.
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#4
Big explosion in a paint factory tonight,
10 people missing, presumed red.
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#5
*Fakes Phone Call* "Yes a thousand doves please....well give me pigeons
and i can paint them white" (cups hand over phone) "I plan weddings"
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#6
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them
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#7
Political Correct'ness has gone too far!
Did you hear you can't even say 'black paint' anymore??? No! You have to say: 'Please paint the wall DeMarcus' instead.
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#8
Knock Knock Who's there !
Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !
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#9
What's green and smells like red paint?
Green paint.
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#10
How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?
Use LED based paint.
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#11
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
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#12
I hate all the political correctness in recent years.
I can't even say "black paint" anymore, I have to say "hey Jamal, would you please go paint that fence over there?"
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#13
What is green and smells like paint?!?
Green paint.
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#14
PC is getting way out of hand.
You can't even say black paint anymore. Instead it's gotta be "Jamal, please paint."
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#15
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
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#16
What is green and smells like red paint?
Green paint. Haha
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#17
Who is this Rorschach guy?
... and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
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#18
I once met a prostitute that said she would
do anything for $100 I said paint my house.
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#19
I bought a white bathrobe and splattered it with red paint
just to freak out my neighbors when I go get the mail.
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#20
Everything's racist these days.
You can't even say "black paint" anymore. You have to say "Tyrone, paint that wall".
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