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Palm Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of palm jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Hello.
I am Public Restroom. Would you like some toilet paper that melts in the palm of your hand? Here, have some empty soap, my child.
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#2
Of course I touch myself when I think
about you It's called a face palm
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#3
All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm
reader you would of made me wash my hands first.
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#4
What do you call an exploding horse?
Neigh-Palm
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#5
What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period?
Getting your palms red at the same time.
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#6
What's the best part of finger banging a gypsy on her period?
You get your palm red for free.
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#7
Mother's have mother's day and father's have father's day.
What do male redditors have? -Palm sunday
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#8
Why do black people have white palms?
Everyone has a little good in them.
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#9
What did the Hurricane say to the Palm tree?
Hold onto your nuts this ain't going to be any ordinary Blow Job!!
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#10
*octopus goes in for a palm reading* Psychic:
"CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS"
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#11
What do you call a homosexuals hand when he masturbates?
What do you call a homosexuals palm when he masturbates? His right-hand man.....
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#12
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hang onto your nuts, because this is going to be one hell of a blow job.
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#13
If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men?
Palm Sunday. First time posting, please be gentle.
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#14
To successfully fight a bear, strike it firmly in the sternum with an open palm.
Congratulations. You are now fighting a bear.
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#15
I went to see a palm reader.
"Judging by your palms," he said, "I can tell that you masturbate frequently." "Sorry," I apologised, "I should probably wipe that off."
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#16
What's the advantage to fingering a gypsy on her period?
You get your palm red for free
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#17
Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?
Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.
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#18
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
"Hold onto your nuts boy, this ain't no ordinary blow job!"
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#19
What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?
A PALM TREE!!!
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#20
Roma menstruation Q.
What's the best thing about a Gypsy on her period? A. When you finger her you get your palm red for free.
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