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Panda Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of panda jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?
They trash talk.
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#2
What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?
Pan, duh!
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#3
[internet] if u liked this story on cows dressed as plumbers..
[me] I did [i] here's a story on panda cops [barely containing my glee] go on
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#4
Why should you never let a panda into a chemistry lab?
Because it will create pandamonium
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#5
Where do Pandas live?
On the road to Extinction.
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#6
#rubbishjokes What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A panda with a set of drums.
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#7
I sexually identify with the noble panda; I too have difficulty
having sex in a cage surrounded by 800 Chinese people
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#8
If any pandas are reading
this: neat!
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#9
Think about a nice pair of slacks.
Now think about a panda. Now about radishes. Now about salt. I think you see where Im going with this.
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#10
Pandas, skunks and zebras are the oldest species on Earth,
dating back to long before colour was invented.
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#11
Pandas are proof that if you have a cute
enough outfit no one will call you fat.
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#12
Have you heard that China's panda project is disastrously failing?
All of the pandas are dying of pneumonia. It's causing pandaneumonium.
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#13
Been trying to pair my new phone with the Bluetooth in
the car and I think it's easier to get pandas to mate.
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#14
Good News: The Giant Panda is no longer considered 'Endangered'.
Bad News: It's now considered 'Extinct'.
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#15
"Raccoons"?
Oh, you mean garbage pandas?
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#16
ME: I wonder if it wrestles cutely too?
ZOOKEEPER: Sir, get out of the panda enclosure. ME: lol. No. *gets mauled to death by panda*
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#17
[God Creating Raccoons] God: make a panda but a trash panda, then give
it a mask so that people would know it will kill them for their food
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#18
Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?
Because all of their broads are in Atlanta
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#19
What do you call a con artist panda?
A bamboozler
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#20
You can't force someone to love you.
All you can do is hire a panda suit and wait outside their window reading sonnets.
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