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Parade Jokes

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What Are Parade Jokes?

Parade Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of parade jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
19 people got trampled at the Berlin Love Parade?!
That's like if the War on Terror resulted in more terrorists!
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#2
"Let's get this show on the road."
~ Guy who invented parades
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#3
How do you start a black parade?
Roll a 40 down the street.
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#4
TIL there is a gay humility parade every year, but no one knows where or when it is.
because they are too humble to say.
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#5
Did you see the 75th annual ninja parade in downtown Tokyo?
Neither did anyone else...
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#6
Why did god give Marines one more IQ point than he gave to horses.
So they won't shit during parades.
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#7
What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?
If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.
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#8
A Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, Native American, and Asian man were walking down the street.
They were part of a parade that celebrated racial equality.
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#9
Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're
jealous of your sun & tired of their shade.
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#10
Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?
There were too many vets.
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#11
Why are gay pride parades held in the summer?
Because gay pride comes before gay fall.
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#12
I was going through a few magazines at a Pride parade the other
day I was really enjoying it, but then the weapon jammed.
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#13
You're Mama's so dumb...
She thought the Gay Pride Parade was in honor of Happy Lions.
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#14
Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
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#15
Not sure if it's still too soon after the shooting, but....
Do you think JFK ever said "I need another parade like I need another hole in the head"?
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#16
What's long and green and has an asshole at each end?
A St. Patrick's Day parade!
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#17
Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?
A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse Bill Clinton.
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#18
Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.
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#19
How many gears does a French Tank have?
5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.
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#20
How do you turn fruits into vegetables?
Drive a bus through a pride parade
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Most Parade Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Parade Jokes?
Parade Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Parade Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and parade jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most parade jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Parade Jokes?
parade jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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