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Pardon Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pardon jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
'Pardon my French' -People who you would never
pardon and who don't know any French
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#2
Pardon my french, other day a redditor corrected me and told me Snickering and Sniggering are almost the same word and mean near the same thing.
so Knickers and... sneakers are the same also?
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#3
Van Gogh's girlfriend: Oh my love!
Why did you cut off your ear?! Van Gogh: pardon?
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#4
[DEATH ROW] WARDEN: Last meal?
CON: Just a glass of lemonade please *Drinks lemonade/Burps* WARDEN: Pardon [CON WALKS FREE] W: SHIT
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#5
Mark Wahlberg has requested a pardon for a crime he committed in 1988.
His debut single.
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#6
Trump joke last night...
What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election? "Pardon me"
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#7
What does a queen bee do when she burps ?
Issues a royal pardon !
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#8
[snowman rings doorbell] Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something
about a "snow blower" and was wondering where I might find one.
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#9
I just ate lunch at a restaurant that calls french fries, 'Freedom
Fries.' Thats just fucking stupid, pardon my freedom.
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#10
[DEATH ROW] WARDEN: Last meal?
CON: Just a glass of lemonade please *Drinks lemonade/Burps* WARDEN: Pardon [CON WALKS FREE]
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#11
What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.
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#12
[aquarium exit] Excuse me ma'am, would you mind opening your bag?
I beg your pardon?! OPEN YOUR BAG *opens bag and reveals two penguins*
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#13
I'm not very religious but...
I'm praying that next year there will be a Jew who can pardon me of all my crimes!
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#14
"Pardon me.
Might I murder you with my musket? Yes? Excellent news, kind sir!" - The Very Civil War
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#15
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms. Bonus: Knock knock. Who's there? Not the little girl... EDIT: Pardon the crappy delivery, english isn't my fist language. ;)
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#16
Father, pardon, excuse, exonerate, absolve,
acquit, forgive me, for I have synonymed.
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#17
Mustard is the most vulgar of the condiments.
Pardon my French's.
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#18
PRESIDENT OBAMA: I pardon this turkey- TURKEY: Nope.
I'm ready. 2016 was a shit show. Kill me now
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#19
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A pardon.
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#20
Q: What does a king do when he burps?
A: He issues a royal pardon.
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