What Are Parenthood Jokes?
Parenthood Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of parenthood jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
#2
I asked a grape about parenthood But it
didn't know much about baby raisin.
#3
Parenthood teaches us that "Blue's Clues" and
"Booze Cruise" sound alike for a reason.
#4
#Parenthood Throwing a ball to a two year old is like....well...playing
"throw a ball and go get it yourself"....
#5
It's all fun and games until you're sitting in the Planned
Parenthood waiting room doing your Algebra homework
#6
The flower had an unexpected pregnancy...
So it went to Plant Parenthood.
#7
Do you wish you were always broke?
Are you tired of having a thriving social life? Is too much sleep boring you? Parenthood. It's for you
#8
Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all
because of that one critical time you said yes.
#9
What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
#10
What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
#11
Pro-life or Pro-choice?
I'm really unsure how to feel about planned parenthood and abortion. I mean, on one hand I'm all for killing babies but on the other I don't like giving women a choice. Damn...
#12
The awesome thing about planned parenthood Is the more
limbs they cut off the more places I have to stick it.
#13
Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?
Because the state abolished plant parenthood
#14
If Carly Fiorina really wants to destroy Planned Parenthood,
she should become its CEO <badumpa>
#15
pedophile do you think pedophiles get depressed when they
see a pregnant women walk into planned parenthood?
#16
Today I locked myself out of my car after dropping off my girlfriend at the local
Planned Parenthood The worst part was having to go in and ask for a coat hanger
#17
'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' is the reason I
always donate money to Planned Parenthood.
#18
Happy birthday to both reddit and planned parenthood...
My favorite two things keeping me from getting a girl pregnant.
#19
My city was so poor growing up that Planned Parenthood
was just a bicycle without a seat.
#20
There are actually only two stages of parenthood: having children,
and having children who can reach things on countertops.
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