What Are Parenting Jokes?
Parenting Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of parenting jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I'm getting really good at this parenting thing.
I just secretly ate 3 oreos while my kids were in the same room.
#2
Husband: So we've basically given up.
Me: On what? H: *gestures to 4yo carefully piling spaghetti on his head*: Parenting.
#3
Our parenting style can best be
described as: Bad cop, Bozo cop
#4
Honesty is an important part of parenting.
That being said, I'm going to tell my kids that McGruff the Crime Dog is a dog that loves crime.
#5
Parenting 101 1.
Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don't admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening.
#6
I've started to take the SJW movement seriously and have applied it to my parenting
style It's why I'm ignoring all my 10-month olds privileged white male tears.
#7
95% of parenting is using
your sock as a mop.
#8
Parenting is much harder nowadays.
For example, you have to be able to push a kid on a swing and tweet at the same time.
#9
Just when you think parenting can't be any weirder, you find yourself
consoling your son, upset that he can't get a squirrel to hug him.
#10
I'm not one to give parenting advice, but kids are a lot less likely to
fight you on eating dinner if you don't give them lunch or breakfast
#11
I've reached the most difficult moment in parenting: explaining
to my son why the first Star Wars movie is Episode 4.
#12
Told my kid he better not steal another candy bar cuz "we don't have
time to get arrested" if you're looking for a parenting role model.
#13
Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting.
But no gorillas were shot on my watch.
#14
My kid sat on the floor of a public restroom, so I had to throw him away and now I have to make a new one.
Parenting is hard, you guys.
#15
I Wasn't Too Keen On The Idea Of Gay Parenting Until I met my wife, who was raised by two dads.
That's when I came to my senses and realized.. NO MOTHER-IN-LAW!
#16
78% of parenting is spent anxiously praying they don't
notice the minuscule lego piece you just vacuumed up.
#17
90% of parenting is just screaming
at your kids to stop screaming.
#18
You'd be surprised how much of parenting is reminding
your children not to eat soup with their hands.
#19
Hey Dads who think that being home with the kids alone is called "babysitting".
You're wrong. It's called "parenting". Not the same.
#20
Parenting Hack: slide a little cash your kid's teacher's way, & all of
his crafts projects will "mysteriously" disappear after being graded.
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