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Parker Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of parker jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him?
He spied her man.
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#2
So a horse walks into a bar...
...and the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The horse looks up and responds, "I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."
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#3
Why wasn't Sarah Jessica Parker cast in "Seabiscuit"?
I don't think she auditioned for the movie, or was even considered for it. And she was busy with "Sex and the City" anyway.
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#4
Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?
Because SPY DA MAN!
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#5
WANTED: ladder.
must be in working condition. bring it by 5134 parker st, it's the big yellow house with a guy on the roof
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#6
"You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her
sleep." -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow
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#7
Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand
not his ass or he'd have shot out web every time he farted.
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#8
What do you call Mary Janes vagina?
A peter parker.
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#9
What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?
A Peter Parker
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#10
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...
...and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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#11
A horse walks into a bar.
.. A horse walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" Sarah Jessica Parker responds, "I'm a person you know? I have feelings!"
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#12
Sarah Jessica Parker?
Horse.
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#13
Peter Parker's at a party He's offered a blunt.
"No," He says looking out the window at the skyline. "That's not the Mary Jane I need."
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#14
I woke up and found Sarah Jessica Parkers head in my bed.
I guess I pissed off the mafia.
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#15
What do you call a spiderman that's good at sex?
Peter Parker
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#16
Sarah Jessica Parker had a leaked sex tape...
The man has been arrested for bestiality.
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#17
If you can't find the source of a quote, attribute it to Kurt Vonnegut, Einstein, Dorothy Parker, or H.
L. Mencken and move on.
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#18
Being bitten by a radioactive spider made Peter Parker suddenly fluent
in karate & gymnastics...you know, just like a real spider.
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#19
What's the difference between spider man and superman?
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
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#20
"Oh my god!
Sarah Jessica Parker is a competitive sprinter?!" "Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."
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