What Are Parlor Jokes?
Parlor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of parlor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
There should be a massage parlor where when you ask for a "happy
ending" your dad walks out and says that he's proud of you.
#2
What did the frog say in the massage parlor?
Rubbit.
#3
The lady at the massage parlor asked if I wanted a happy ending, I said
yes and then she proceeded to tell me the plot of Homeward Bound.
#4
Michel J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
He orders a large cone with two scoops what flavors does he choose? It doesn't matter he's just going to drop it anyway
#5
I got kicked out of a massage parlor the other day.
Apparently the prostate isn't considered "deep tissue."
#6
A man walks into a pizza parlor owned my a couple of monks He walks
up to the cashier and says, "Can you make me one with everything?"
#7
[ice cream parlor] WIFE: I'll have two scoops of vanilla ME: me too, u
could say I want an WIFE AND CLERK: please don't ME: ice cream clone
#8
Went into a massage parlor & asked for the happy ending, now I'm
tucked into bed with a Korean woman reading me Cinderella.
#9
went to a temporary tatoo parlor it wouldn't wash off
so I went back to complain but the shop was gone.
#10
An albino guy walks into a tattoo parlor...
...the tattooist looks him over, and asks "So... what do you want?" The albino guy replies, "BEIGE. EVERYWHERE."
#11
What do you call a happy ending at a Jewish massage parlor?
Free.
#12
You're driving a car.
It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.
#13
If there was ever a great name for a male only
massage parlor it would be: The Massaganist.
#14
So a camel opened up an ice-cream parlor...
he called it Dromedary Queen
#15
A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!" The Grasshopper says "What?
You have a flavor named Kenneth?"
#16
Do you think Lil' Wayne went to the tattoo parlor and said "Make
my face look like an 8th grade girls trapper keeper"?
#17
First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday.
I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh what did you have done? First witch: Nothing I was just going in for an estimate.
#18
Michael J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor...
And the guy behind the counter says "what flavor would you like?" Michael say "It doesn't fucking matter, I'm gonna drop it anyways"
#19
Im opening a ice cream parlor in Israel...
Its called "The Creamatorium"
#20
[at funeral parlor with bereaved girlfriend] HER: You think these glass urns are a good idea?
ME: Remains to be seen.
Why People Enjoy Parlor Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and parlor jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love parlor jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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