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Particle Jokes

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What Are Particle Jokes?

Particle Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of particle jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church...
"You can't be here" says the pastor The Higgs Boson particle responds "But with out me, how can you have mass?!"
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#2
If we could put bread in a particle collider...
We could discover new quarks and glutons.
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#3
Scientists have identified the dog particle.
It is a good particle. Such a good particle yes it is. Does it want a treatsy weatsy yes it doe
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#4
Did you hear the one about the subatomic particle that refused to pay the bus fare?
It just lepton.
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#5
I'm gonna be honest with you...
Particle accelerators give me a hadron.
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#6
The Bartender replies, "Sorry, but we don't serve particles
faster than light" A Neutrino walks into a bar
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#7
A particle walked into a bar....
and it didn't
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#8
What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?
Nananananananananana BATMAN!
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#9
What's the most political particle?
*Elect*rons
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#10
Particles make up everything!
Fucking liars.
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#11
The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each.
It was his meson scene.
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#12
Science at its finest.
Why are all subatomic particles gay? Because they are all atoms
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#13
I heard that they're coming up with a new Tron movie which deals with particle physics...
Its called new-Tron.
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#14
The Barman says, "We don't serve superluminal particles
in here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
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#15
Besides coke residue, what other particles can be found on dollar bills?
Stripper poop particles
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#16
The bartender says.....
"We don't serve faster-than-light particles here!" A tachyon enters a bar.
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#17
Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that...
Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that they don't need a Large Hadron Collider to locate the Higgs-Boson Particle.
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#18
Boy are people gonna be upset when they
find out the God Particle is black...
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#19
What happens when you combine an alpha particle and a beta particle?
They become alpha-beta-cle
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#20
What do particle physicists like to drink?
Pina colliders.
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