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Pas Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pas jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
C'mon, I can't be the only one that does
kegels to pass the time in meetings
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#2
Driving Wizard A wizard is driving down the highway, a man try's to merge into his lane in front of him.
The wizard speeds up and yells out the window, "You shall not pass!"
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#3
I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public
with a bottle and no one would look twice.
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#4
You'll sleep when you're dead?...that's adorable.
Well, I'll lose weight when I'm dead, so pass the doughnuts.
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#5
Why did a man eat a clock?
He wanted to pass some time.
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#6
Knock, Knock...
Who's there? Peas. Peas who? *Peas pass the butter*
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#7
What do you call a church leader of the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion (Pastafarianism)?
A pasta (pass-tah)!
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#8
What's the fastest game in the world?
Pass the Parcel in a Belfast Pub.
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#9
Hey girl, I've got a sex-Ed project due tomorrow...
And I need a 69 to pass.
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#10
Hugh Jackman and Kevin Spacey are sitting at a dinner party....
Hugh Jackman says, "Hey, Kevin, can you pass the salt?" Kevin Spacey replies, "No soap, radio!"
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#11
Ever since I swallowed a watch I've been keeping myself busy taking laxitives, eating lots of fruit and drinking prune juice.
Anything to pass the time.
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#12
THE RIGHT ONE HOW CAN YOU BE CERTAIN YOU FOUND THE RIGHT ONE?
AFTER YOU PASS GAS,THEY HAVENT FILED FOR AN ORDER OF PROTECTION
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#13
look son...
rome wasnt built in Ade!! rome was built in I-TA-LY. do u even kno where Ade is?! A-FRI-CA. AFRICA. how r u goimg to pass school
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#14
A buddy gave me some of his pee in a jar so I could pass a drug screen.
I failed, which is weird, cause I drank ALL of it.
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#15
Two condoms.....
Two condoms pass a gay bar. One says to the other, "Let's go in and get shit-faced."
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#16
I gathered a list of ten puns yesterday.
And i wanted to see if any were reasonable. So i put them all to the test to see if they would pass. No pun-in-ten-did. Edit: grammar
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#17
When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you
have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?
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#18
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars.
You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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#19
I was bored at work yesterday, so I gave a colleague a clock and told him to give it to someone else.
I had to do something to pass the time.
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#20
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it?
Fly past flea.
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