What Are Passenger Jokes?
Passenger Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of passenger jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather...
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
#2
I'd like to die like my grandfather, who passed away
while sleeping Not like his four passengers...
#3
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...
Unlike the passengers in his car who were screaming and yelling! http://www.thedailyenglishshow.com/friday-joke/98-how-to-die/
#4
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did-in
his sleep Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
#5
Titanic be like "I nominate all passengers
for the ice bucket challenge!"
#6
A Vulture Boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.The stewardess say,"I'm
sorry but we only allow each passenger one carrrion." joker
#7
How do you know the passengers of the missing plane are alive?
A new season of lost is out now!
#8
Malaysia Airlines passengers have recently been asked about their flight experience; 5% said they were satisfied.
10% said they were extremely satisfied and 85% said they were blown away.
#9
No thank you GPS.
I have this magic ring on my left hand that connects me to the nice young lady in the passenger's seat who knows everything.
#10
There is no way to differentiate between the screams you hear from mass
murder, passengers on a plane going down and 5 Tweens seeing a bug
#11
When I die My only wish is that I die in my sleep like my grandfather,
not screaming and yelling for help like the passengers in his car.
#12
I want to be a pilot, but mostly so I'd have an excuse to tell
passengers, "Where we're going, we don't need roads."
#13
Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons.
Thestewardess looked at them and said, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrionper passenger is allowed."
#14
In the midst of all this negativity and hate please take comfort
in remembering that I have a 5 star uber passenger rating
#15
I was going to tell you guys more jokes about the Titanic
passengers but I think they've gone overboard
#16
I just want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa...
Not like the passengers in his car who were screaming quite loudly.
#17
People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are
possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster.
#18
What two words would passengers never want to hear a pilot say?
Allahu akbar
#19
[1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes
you out the passenger side door and drives away
#20
(car dealer) is the passenger seat also heated?
"Aww for ur wife?" *imagines putting a fast food bag on warm seat after the drive-thru* yes
Why People Enjoy Passenger Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and passenger jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love passenger jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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