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Payment Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of payment jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If you think nobody cares whether you're
alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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#2
My friend stopped making payments to his exorcist.
He was soon repossessed.
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#3
That's the pope favorite method of payment?
PayPal
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#4
My Pope joke effort Tried to buy some of the second hand stuff the Pope's selling on Vatican eBay but the payment service is down.
Fucking Papal.
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#5
If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of payments.
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#6
What online payment service does the Pope use?
Papal.
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#7
I've just turned a mortgage payment into wine.
Your move, Jesus.
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#8
Wife holding bank statement: What's this payment?
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly? M: No, it's just for the one skydive
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#9
When did razors get so expensive?
Three more payments and I'll be able to shave
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#10
Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?
Because he said he was pro Bono.
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#11
My house was haunted, so I got it exorcised by an expert.
Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the payment and it got repossessed.
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#12
I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket ....
Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments
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#13
What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?
You get repossessed.
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#14
My wife faked an orgasm, so
I faked a mortgage payment
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#15
Nothing says you don't trust your family
like pre-payment of your funeral
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#16
Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works?
Me(imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes
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#17
1.
Rent storage unit 2. Procure 3 bodies at morgue 3. Place bodies in storage unit 4. Stop making payments 5. Wait. Best Storage Wars Ever
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#18
a beer at yankee stadium is like a monthly
mortgage payment in any other state
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#19
Can women pay for a Brazilian wax with defurred payments?
Not if they are Bush Supporters.
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#20
There's been a lot of scammers claiming they're from the electric company calling to get payments from overdue bills...
They're getting pretty crafty- they even turned off my electricity.
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Most Payment Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Payment Jokes?
Payment Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Payment Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and payment jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Payment Jokes safe for all ages?
Most payment jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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payment jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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