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Peach Jokes

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What Are Peach Jokes?

Peach Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of peach jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Guys, they lied to us.
Peach was never in any real danger and Mario and Bowser are buddies. I saw all of them hanging out and go-karting.
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#2
Princess Peach: Something's different.
You seem taller. Luigi wearing Mario's red overalls: No, nothing is different. It'sa me, Mario.
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#3
Him: I'm making you Produce Manager.
Me: A PLUM assignment! H: ... M: You're a PEACH! H: ... M: Do I start today or TOMATO? H: You're fired.
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#4
Mario!
Are you coming to save me from Bowser's Castle? PEACH I MIGHT BE
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#5
What did the tomato say to the peach?
"Nice pits."
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#6
Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
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#7
"Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!" Peach sobs.
Mario flies into a rage.
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#8
Boyfriend's on the phone talking to a guy about lattes and his love of peach scones.
I'm on the couch wondering when our periods synced.
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#9
At some point Princess Peach needs to look in the mirror and ask herself
what she can do to prevent getting abducted so frequently
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#10
If Princess Peach fixed shoes for a living she's be
Princess Peach Cobbler lol thanks for following
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#11
Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I'm beginning
to think she might be Liam Neeson's daughter.
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#12
A man walks into a bar with an apple on his head, and the bartender asks "Why do
you have a pear on your head?" He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
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#13
"It's a-WE, Mario." - Peach,
shortly before the divorce
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#14
What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?
Something punny.
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#15
Mario recently broke up with Peach.
His reason: "It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."
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#16
What do you call it when a fruit studders?
A peach impediment.
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#17
Let's hollow out a meatball & just live in there forever like James &
the giant peach but instead of a peach it's a meatball do you get it?
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#18
"The name's And The Giant Peach.
James And The Giant Peach."
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#19
Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
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#20
Is a guy eating peach halves the equivalent of a chick eating a banana?
Asking for a friend... ...but hurry up, I'm almost to the checker
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Our collection features 32 Peach Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Most Peach Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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Peach Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and peach jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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