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What Are Peanut Jokes?

Peanut Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of peanut jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How are dumb blondes like peanut butter?
They spread for the bread
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#2
I got an allergic reaction to peanuts.
Then I got sued by TheFineBros.
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#3
Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
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#4
Me: excuse me waitress, I ordered this filet medium-rare and it's clearly
a peanut butter and jelly Wife: did you just call me "waitress"?
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#5
I wish I was a little bit kidding when I say that I just
chose peanut M&Ms over regular ones because protein
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#6
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
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#7
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can't peanut butter your dick in someone's asshole
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#8
"hello pretty lady." [i slide down the bar] "what's your
name?" i say as i casually toss a peanut in my eye.
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#9
Two peanuts walking down a street
One was a salted....
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#10
I had such a bad allergic reaction to a peanut today...
... that I got sued by TheFineBros.
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#11
what did the peanut say to the squirrel ???
he said im hungry and I'm as tired as a tree
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#12
What do you call a mini-golf club made of wasp testicles that's covered in Reese's Pieces?
A peanut butter bee-nut putter.
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#13
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can't peanut butter your dick up her ass
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#14
What is your best wordplay joke?
My personal favourite: Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was assaulted.
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#15
Dear Grocery Bagger, Please don't put dryer sheets and bread in the same bag.
My kids don't like peanut butter & Spring Meadow sandwiches.
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#16
You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut
butter in your hand and your looking for the dog
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#17
Two peanuts were walking through Central Park late at night.
One was a salted.
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#18
9 y/o daughter: dad, what's your favourite healthy food?
Me: fruits. Your's? 9: Eggs Me: Good 9: like Reese's peanut butter eggs
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#19
Two peanuts were walking down the street..
And one of them was assaulted.
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#20
Peanut butter and jelly don't love each other...
but I always find them in bread together.
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