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Peas Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of peas jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
ME: Dave's coming over for tea WIFE: Dave from work or Dave I'm having a secret affair with?
DAVE: *from inside wardrobe* I don't eat peas
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#2
I just caught an alien maturbating in my freezer.
He looked up at me and said, "I cum in peas"
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#3
Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas 6 and crayfish 200.
You're clearly not that complicated.
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#4
I wouldn't eat food cooked by aliens
because they cum in peas!
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#5
How do you capture a polar bear?
1. Dig a hole in the ice. 2. Place a bunch of peas around the hole 3. When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
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#6
Before Chris Brown did a concert with them, they were just known as "The Peas".
And now they are The ......... Peas
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#7
How do you catch a fish with peas?
Drop some peas along the shore, and when a fish comes up to take a pea, you grab him.
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#8
If you have The Black Eyed Peas on your iPod, 2 things: number
1, you're stupid and number 2, you have peas in a pod.
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#9
Polar Bear Q: How do you catch a polar bear?
A: You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
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#10
How do you trap an elephant?!
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
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#11
The Black Eyed Peas are to music what
actual black-eyed peas are to music.
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#12
Why did the lettuce get arrested?
...for disturbing the peas!
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#13
A man was found pouring dozens of bags of frozen peas into the grave of his dead wife.
He wanted her to rest in peas.
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#14
[Thanksgiving] ME: hey dad will ya pass the peas DAD: say please
ME: hey dad will ya pass the please DAD: *tears up so hard*
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#15
What's the most polite meal?
Peas and franks.
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#16
How do you catch a bear?
1. Dig a big hole 2. Fill the hole with ash 3. Place peas all around the hole 4. Finally, when the bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ash-hole
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#17
What's a hippies favourite food?
Peas, man.
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#18
Why did the hippie stick his penis in the chick peas?
Because he was a hummusexual...
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#19
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice and line the edge with peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
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#20
If your ringtone is a Black Eyed Peas song you have 4 seconds to
answer before the entire office throws their stapler at you.
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Peas Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and peas jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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