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What Are Pencil Jokes?

Pencil Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pencil jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?
Because it was a Number 2.
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#2
What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?
Pencil-in.
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#3
Using a pencil to vote in the 2015 General Election...
As safe an option as letting Jimmy Saville volunteer in a Kids Hospital.
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#4
[Request an Explanation] Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil. What does this joke mean?
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#5
Who is the king of the pencil case?
The Ruler
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#6
I just ate wood chips covered in lead-based paint...
Hopefully I'll "number 2" a pencil.
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#7
I woke up to find..
the train I was on had turned into a Pencil. I didn't try to use the toilet though because your not meant to go whilst the train's stationary.
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#8
What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?
He works it out with a pencil.
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#9
What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?
They get a pencil and work it out.
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#10
I keep a No.
2 pencil in my pocket just in case motherfuckers wanna test me.
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#11
Knock knock Who's there?
Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never-mind, it's pointless.
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#12
7 y/o daughter: Dad, do trees poop?
Me: Of course! 7 y/o: Really? Me: Why do you think they call them "Number 2" pencils?
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#13
Bad Day Q- How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
A- She has a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.
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#14
So I bought a nihilistic
pencil It's pointless.
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#15
How did the mathematician get rid of his constipation?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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#16
(My favourite joke when I was a kid) Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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#17
I was in bed with my two girlfriends this morning..
How do you start a rave in Africa? Pencil. Am i doing this right? ( sorry for bad English I'm from Wales)
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#18
A pencil sketch artists' greatest dilemma.....
2B or not 2B?
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#19
What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
Stop going in circles and get to the point.
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#20
What's the smelliest type of pencil?
A #2 pencil
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Pencil Jokes?
Our collection features 297 Pencil Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Pencil Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Pencil Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Pencil Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Pencil Jokes are available?
We currently have 297 Pencil Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Pencil Jokes?
Pencil Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Pencil Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pencil jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love pencil jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Pencil Jokes to share?
A good pencil jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Pencil Jokes safe for all ages?
Most pencil jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Pencil Jokes?
pencil jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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