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Pencils Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pencils jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?
Because they're all pointless
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#2
If you were against pencils you would be ...
Erasist
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#3
7 y/o daughter: Dad, do trees poop?
Me: Of course! 7 y/o: Really? Me: Why do you think they call them "Number 2" pencils?
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#4
In my free time I help blind children I usually find
throwing pencils is the most efficient method
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#5
I made a car entirely out of pencils, rubbers, rulers and notebooks.
Went to turn the key.. Stayed stationary.
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#6
So two pencils got in an argument...
It ended in a gra-fight.
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#7
Broken Pencils
are pointless.
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#8
Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?
Because they're made out of graphite
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#9
I share an office thermostat with a middle aged woman.
I'm in a t-shirt while she's rubbing 2 pencils together trying to start a trash fire
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#10
*At store buying school supplies*
Son: I need hashtag 2 pencils
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#11
If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.
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#12
I've never understood why new pencils come unsharpened...
Seems pretty pointless to me.
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#13
Broken pencils
are pointless.
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#14
All these jokes about pointless pencils...
are dull.
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#15
Where does Dracula buy his pencils?
Pennsylvania.
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#16
"Pick a pencil.
Look at it. Now put it back with the other pencils. Was your pencil the number 2?"-Steve, shitty pencil magician
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#17
What do you call someone who hates pencils?
Erracist
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#18
Did you hear about the restroom for pencils?
It's for #2 only.
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#19
Broken Pencils are Pointless But I wonder
what "lead" me to that conclusion.
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#20
Where do pencils go for vacation?
Pencil-vania.
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