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What Are Pens Jokes?

Pens Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pens jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Maybe 6% of pens work.
Terrible job, pen manufacturers.
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#2
Hey, pens at the bank: cool it with the chains.
You are literally last on my list of things I'd like to steal from a bank.
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#3
Highlighter pens are the future...
Mark my words
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#4
I was just knocked off my bike by a stationary truck.
The driver gave me a couple of sketch pads and some really cool pens to apologise.
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#5
I think Lance Armstrong is missing a huge opportunity
by not endorsing Uni-ball pens.
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#6
[Shipwrecked diary] Day 1: I found a pen, and a notebook to write in.
More pens. I might be in a Staples. Printer paper. I'm in a Staples.
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#7
Back in the day, pens could only be used once before you threw
them away The invention of the modern pen is truly remarkable
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#8
From the list of things you should not be cheap about:
pens, chairs, prostitutes, coffee, and dentists.
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#9
Why did Obama take all the pens when he left the White House?
Because trumps bringing his own pence.
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#10
I don't understand banks.
Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
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#11
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter
but leave our $58000 cars out in the driveway.
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#12
Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?
Pennsylvania
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#13
Why did Obama take all the pencils and pens when he left?
Cuz he knew Trump would bring his own Pence
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#14
Name brands really are better.
For instance, I just found out that the Tide pen works much better on stains than regular pens
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#15
Chuck Norris uses pens
on Scantron sheets.
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#16
Why do pens get sent to prison ?
To do long sentences !
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#17
If banks are so worried about people stealing their
pens, they should just attach them to a Creed CD
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#18
What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?
*hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING?!?!?!
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#19
My investment plan is to accumulate enough of
the bank's pens to offset my overdraft fees.
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What are the best Pens Jokes?
Our collection features 19 Pens Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Pens Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Pens Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Pens Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Pens Jokes are available?
We currently have 19 Pens Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Pens Jokes?
Pens Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Pens Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pens jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love pens jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Pens Jokes to share?
A good pens jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Pens Jokes safe for all ages?
Most pens jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Pens Jokes?
pens jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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