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#1
Did you hear The Pentagon was actually supposed to be an octagon?
but they hired a government contractor that cut corners
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#2
How do you change the number of sides in a pentagon?
You intersect it with a plane.
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#3
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to
over 140 characters So Trump can't tweet it
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#4
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it's intersected by a plane
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#5
When is a pentagon not a pentagon?
When it's intercepted by a separate plane.
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#6
How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?
Intersect it with a plane.
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#7
How many sides does a pentagon have?
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
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#8
I was going to write a joke about the pentagon...
But I gave up when I couldn't find the right angle.
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#9
What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?
It turned into a hexagon.
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#10
How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?
3edgy5me
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#11
Wanted to know what the did in the Pentagon...
So I built a Hexagon *they
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#12
The problem with Chinese food is an hour later
you feel like hacking the Pentagon again.
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#13
Whoever named the White House and the
Pentagon also probably named oranges.
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#14
Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?
When it is intercepted by a plane.
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#15
Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?
Because they were cutting corners.
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#16
Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
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