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What Are Performer Jokes?

Performer Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of performer jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you know the average performer can subsist off
of one compliment for multiple nanoseconds?
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#2
Odd that the silent way to alert performers they should quickly
end their act is a gesture to slice your own throat.
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#3
Did you hear about the silent performer that got sent to jail?
He was sodomimed
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#4
IMPROV PERFORMER: I need a suggestion.
PERSON (from the back) BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER! IP: Okay, someone that's not my wife.
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#5
A STD You Can Get From Performing After performing, what STD did the performer get from the audience?
**The Clap**
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#6
All work and no play makes Jack an
unsuccessful stage performer.
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#7
"Always leave them wanting more" is great advice for a performer.
Restaurant owners, on the other hand...
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#8
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.
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#9
I hate street performers But then again I'm
a mime artist so I can't really talk
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#10
I hate street performers.
Then again, I'm a mime, so I can't really talk.
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#11
You know why midget performers attract customers?
they remind them that life is short
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#12
What do you get when you fuck a circus performer?
Cirque Du So-Laid
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#13
Hey street performer, try juggling
life and a real job
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#14
Wanna know the difference between a street performer and a hobo?
The age
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#15
What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?
Go for the juggler
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#16
In the 50's, a small city granted a two-singer a capella team exclusive rights to perform on street corners.
Other street performers sued. They claimed it was a doo-wop-poly.
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#17
I used to be a street performer But I could only
accept credit cards; it didn't make any cents.
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#18
What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
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Our collection features 18 Performer Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Performer Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and performer jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Performer Jokes safe for all ages?
Most performer jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Performer Jokes?
performer jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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