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#1
A Mexican Magician Performs a Trick He tells the audience he can disappear into thin air on the count of three.
He says "uno"... "dos"... *poof* He disappeared without a "tres".
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#2
What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?
A neurosturgeon
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#3
Who performs the most assisted suicides.
Youth in Asia.
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#4
Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: Space. The final frontier..........
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#5
[NSFW] What is the best engine ever made in this world?
A vagina! 1. It takes any size pistons. 2. It auto lubricates itself 3. every 28 days it performs automatic oil changes.
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#6
What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?
Nailed it
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#7
Your mums so fat, when she performs oral sex...
...people shout "THAR SHE BLOWS!"
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#8
He arrives mysteriously.
Helps others, performs miracles, is betrayed, dies, is resurrected, and ascends into the heavens. - E.T. (1982) PG
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#9
Michael Cera forgets to do laundry and has to wear a doctor costume to the hospital.
He's too shy to refuse people and performs 3 surgeries.
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#10
If a mime performs in the forest, and nobody
is there to see him, it's all for the best.
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#11
Always be sure to pay the Priest who performs the exorcism on your property.
Or they'll come back and re-possess your house.
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#12
What's the best part about being a mohel?
(someone who performs circumcisions in the Jewish religion) The tips.
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#13
A whale performs a La Roux cover......
"Mmmmmmmmmm.......I'm goin' in for the krill"
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#14
A Mexican performs a magic trick.
He tells the audience he'll disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* ... he disappeared without a tres!
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#15
What do you call it when someone hacks your bank account, and performs a transaction that leaves you with exactly as much money as you had before?
Identity theft! A math joke. Credit goes to Ben.
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#16
everytime pitbull performs i get scared because i
probably know the words from drunken bar nights
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#17
What do you call a marine animal who under-performs at the vegetable academy?
A C-cucumber.
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#18
Rabbi So today I was wondering, when a rabbi performs a circumsision,
does he get paid or does he just keep the tips?
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