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Periods Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of periods jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A guy I know calls women's periods "shark week." I asked him why, and he told me "Beware of blood in the water.
The fearsome beast will bite your head clean off, unprovoked, when you least expect it."
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#2
What's the difference between a hockey player and a French woman?
Hockey players shower after three periods.
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#3
What do singers get during their periods?
Minstrel cramps.
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#4
What does your momma and a hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after three periods.
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#5
If woman had apostrophes instead of periods, they'd
be even more possessive and prone to contractions.
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#6
Why was the vampire's girlfriend mad at him?
Because she couldn't finish her sentences. Why couldn't she finish her sentences? He kept eating her periods.
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#7
Why do women talk non-stop?
Because they don't like periods.
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#8
Whats an intercourse?
Something you do between the periods.
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#9
To the twenty something year old girls who think forty something
year old women are jealous of them- enjoy your next 240 periods!
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#10
What becomes packed between periods?
School Hallways
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#11
What if god made periods to remind us to
have anal sex at least once a month?
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#12
Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie?
Because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads
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#13
Whats the difference between a Polish woman and a hockey goalkeeper??
A hockey goalie changes his pads after 3 periods
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#14
What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippy chick?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
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#15
Why do women get periods?
Because they deserve it
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#16
What's the difference between a hockey player and a redneck girl?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
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#17
Why won't women ever play in the NHL?
Because the periods would take too long.
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#18
How are Polish Girls like Hockey Players?
They both change pads after 3 periods
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#19
What's the difference between French women and an NHL hocky team?
The hockey team showers after 3 periods.
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#20
Why can't men be accountants?
because they don't understand periods
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