What Are Philadelphia Jokes?
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#1
I was up late last night watching Philadelphia with Tom Hanks...
...We were the finalists in a cream cheese staring competition.
#2
Did you hear about the man in Philadelphia who had a phone stuck up his butt?
He was trying to make a booty call!
#3
Have you heard about the recent wave of Saudi emmigration to Pennsylvania?
No? Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it... "It's always Sunni in Philadelphia."
#4
Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love...
Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia.
#5
if ur getting chased by a bunch of drunk 90's kids just yell out "in
west Philadelphia born & raised" then u got like 2 min to run
#6
What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?
Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry
#7
Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?
Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
#8
I bet people who are actually from West Philadelphia get really
tired of telling people where they were born and raised.
#9
The Declaration of Independence was NOT written in Philadelphia.
it was written in ink
#10
ME: I play for the Philadelphia Eagles.
HER: What position do u play? ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
#11
Mom: Wanna help gift rap?
Me: In West Philadelphia born and raised on the playgro-- oh you mean WRAP? Nah homegirl you're on your own.
#12
What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?
The Philadelphia Beagles!
#13
What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?
Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.
#14
Due to the hilarity of tomorrow's NBA contest between the Philadelphia Seventy Sixers and LA Lakers, the NBA has agreed to air the match live on comedy central and the comedy network.
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#15
What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?
Reclaiming black bodies.
#16
What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?
It's always sunni in Philadelphia
#17
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?
Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !
#18
Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?
Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!
#19
4 story building in Philadelphia being demolished collapses on top of Goodwill store with 14 people inside.
One dead, thirteen injured, twenty-nine taken to the hospital.
#20
In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where
I got most of my AIDS - Tom Hanks in Philadelphia'
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