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#1
How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, that's a good question.
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#2
I made a bunch of custom t-shirts for my footballer friends, and they suddenly turned into philosophers.
Must've been the soccer tees.
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#3
why do philosophers love the ocean so much?
because it's deep!
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#4
Why Do Jews Make Good Philosophers?
They think that everything Israel.
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#5
How many philosophers does it take to...
...change a light bulb? Define "light bulb".
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#6
Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?
Because they philos all the time!
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#7
Philosophers have really
good depth perception!
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#8
How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
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#9
What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?
At the Schopenhauer.
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#10
Why did the TV execs decide not to create a new reality show about philosophers?
Because it would only be for a Neitzsche audience
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#11
What's a philosophers favorite toy?
Plato
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#12
What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?
The Philosophers Stoned
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#13
5-year-old: Why are we here?
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
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#14
What kind of shirts do philosophers
wear Soccer tees
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#15
Did you hear Chinese philosophers discovered gravity hundreds of years before Newton?
Too bad they had so many durian trees.
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#16
How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
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#17
I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers...
but I Kant.
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#18
"Elementary Logic" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic
philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit
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#19
What do you call a group of philosophers?
An argument.
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#20
In the Philosophers prison...
I shank, therefore you are not
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