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Physician Jokes

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What Are Physician Jokes?

Physician Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of physician jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named "Insects Rabbit" and
his catchphrase was, "What is transpiring, Physician?"
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#2
me: I'm tired Medieval Physician: Ok I'm gonna cut you open to drain
your blood me: Maybe I could rest MP: haha no I'm cutting your veins
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#3
I used to go to the physician just like you,
but then I took an hammer to the knee.
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#4
Why are under-endowed men likely to get lucky with homeopathic physicians?
Because they like their dicks vanishingly small ...
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#5
What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?
URINE. I'll let myself out.
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#6
A Woman Comes To The Physician - Herr doctor!
My husband is very sick! - OK. Get undressed and show me what does he complain of...
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#7
35% of all hospital deaths are caused by the attending physician
failing to yell "Don't you die on me!" at the right moment.
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#8
Why did a physician go to prison?
His medical license was doctored.
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#9
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby All right stop, Collaborate
and listen This frozen baby needs to see a physician
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#10
What do you call two physicians?
Paradox.
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#11
why can't two physicians be near each other?
Because it's a paradox!
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#12
What do you call two physicians?
A paradox
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#13
A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians'
flatulence He was only following doctors odors.
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#14
Yahoo answers is my primary
care physician
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#15
What do you call a group of physicians with erectile dysfunction?
Doctors Without Boners
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#16
Ever hear about the Latino doctor that collects inkwells?
Nobody expects the Spanish ink physician.
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#17
What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?
Herr Doctor.
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#18
According to my current parking
spot I'm a physician
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#19
What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?
A dry doc.
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#20
Did you hear about the pagan children's physician?
He's the wiccapediatrician.
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Physician Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and physician jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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