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Pickup Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pickup jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Fidel Castro's Favorite Pickup Line Girl, I'm no Kennedy
or Khrushchev, but I can show you a Cuban Missile Crisis
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#2
What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line
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#3
What is the best pickup line at a gay bar?
Let me push your stool in for you. ^^I'm^sorry.
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#4
(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies?
I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in
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#5
ISIS pickup line Girl are you a suicide vest?
Cos I'd like to be inside you
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#6
"Wanna solve a meat puzzle?"
is a good pickup line
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#7
Her: So what do you do?
Him: I'm a pickup artist. Her: Pig! [leaves] Him: *sighs* [puts away prints of exquisitely painted Ford F-150s]
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#8
What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?
Lots of bad pickup lines.
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#9
You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home
Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.
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#10
How did Nazi's pickup Jewish Women?
With a dust pan and broom
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#11
Best pickup line EVER!
I would call heaven and report a missing angel.... But I'm actually hoping that you are a slut.
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#12
Hey girl is your dad a terrorist cause...oh your dad works for Al-Qaeda?
No, wait this is a pickup line. I'm sorry please don't cry.
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#13
[Meta] I made a subreddit for anti pickup lines If you want
to post an antipick up line, post it to /r/antipickuplines
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#14
A pickup poem RAMBUTANS ARE HAIRY DURIANS ARE
THORNY LOOKING AT YOU MAKES ME REALLY HORNY
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#15
Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
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#16
The girls I meet in bars have the worst pickup lines.
They're like, "Hey, what's your friend's name?" Never works on me ladies.
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#17
The last time my heart beat this fast I was at my boyfriend's parent's house and the toilet water was rising...
-My best pickup line
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#18
Pickup line Call me Willy Wanka and let
me stick it in your chocolate factory.
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#19
What is the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push in your stool?
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#20
Nerdy pickup line.
Hey baby, Are you uranium because I'm Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. ;)
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