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What Are Piggy Jokes?

Piggy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of piggy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
When she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
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#2
Instead of a blue or pink balloon for a gender reveal..
A piggy bank should be smashed revealing $1 for a boy or 78 cents for a girl.
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#3
Miss Piggy Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69, there's a frog in her throat
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#4
How do you get money out of a piggy bank?
Feed it laxatives.
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#5
Why are most Muslims broke all the time?
They never understood the concept of piggy banks.
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#6
Why women fail at saving money?
Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...
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#7
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from Kevin?
Friend: Yes, because Kevin's friggin tall and sucks at giving piggy back rides Kevin: bro
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#8
[restaurant] WAITER: [brings bill] ME: I got this DATE: Thanks ME: [gets
out piggy bank] [hits it w/ hammer] [it is filled w/ bees] ME: RUN
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#9
Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?
Because she had a frog in her throat.
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#10
What did Miss Piggy's boyfriend do after he found out she was unfaithful?
Kermit suicide.
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#11
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
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#12
Why are piggy banks actually pigs?
To keep Jews away from your money.
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#13
Why cant miss piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
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#14
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a little frog stuck in her throat.
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#15
*6 opens piggy bank* Me: wtf where'd you get all that?
6: mommy said I could take $1 out of your wallet each day bc you'd never know
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#16
Sesame Street never allowed Mrs.
Piggy to count to 100. Everytime she made it to 69, she got a frog in her throat.
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#17
What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?
Coink! Coink!
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#18
You know why Miss Piggy can't count to 70?
She gets to 69 and has a frog in her throat. Edit
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#19
What instrument do piggys play in a band?
Pigcussion!
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#20
How come Miss Piggy couldn't talk?
She had a frog in her throat.
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Piggy Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and piggy jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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piggy jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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