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What Are Pill Jokes?

Pill Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pill jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
LOL pills that say don't take with alcohol.
Ok Doc, how do YOU suggest I take my medication then?
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#2
A Viagra pill for woman has just been released onto the market.
It's called Niagara.
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#3
Patient: Doctor every night i see ants playing football Doctor: It's
okay take these pills Patient: No way tomorrow is the final
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#4
Birth control pills should really be made for men.
It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.
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#5
Eating food off the floor, taking pills, trying to chase away ghosts?
I grew up to be Pac-Man
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#6
I'm lactose intolerant, too.
Do the pills work for you? It's a crap shoot.
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#7
netflix First comes netflix then comes chill next
comes babby because mommy forgot the pill
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#8
Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A: It changes their blood type.
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#9
The Pill...
(Semi-NSFW) It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to avoid getting pregnant.
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#10
A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily.
They didn't think that through did they?
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#11
Hey Science, "mission accomplished" on the boner pills.
How about a laptop battery that will stay up for four hours.
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#12
Don't model myself after Marilyn Monroe, but having imperfections & dying
naked in bed clutching bottles of pills & champagne seems doable.
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#13
Told my doctor I had a headache.
He gave me 2 hollowpoint "pills" and a 9mm "delivery system" Damn Obama Care.
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#14
I had a headache so I took a pill that gave me chest pains, dry mouth, restless leg syndrome & explosive diarrhea.
But hey, headache's gone.
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#15
Why is there cotton in pill bottles?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
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#16
I heard they're testing a new pill for treating
erectile dysfunction It's called coxaflopyn.
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#17
A new rehab center for pill addicts
is open Its called Oxy Clean
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#18
Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.
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#19
Pro tip: never take a laxative and
a sleeping pill at the same time.
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#20
How can a man take an abortion pill?
He just picks one up and leaves.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pill jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most pill jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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