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What Are Pimp Jokes?

Pimp Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pimp jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
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#2
Some Christmas jokes A guy I helped at work told me these jokes.
They're terrible. I love them. What goes HO HO HO thud? Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO? A Pimp taking inventory.
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#3
Why did the pimp cross the lawn?
To get to the hoes.
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#4
What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?
Their Pimp
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#5
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He opened a warehouse.
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#6
I'm thinking of going as a pimp for Halloween.
Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?
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#7
What did the Pimp say to the bashful Gamete Prostitute?
Hey, Sex-cells
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#8
OMG!
It's colder than a pimps heart out here!
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#9
What is the job of a gentleman pimp?
To Tally-hos!
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#10
The Cash Cab just picked up a pimp.
Shockingly he got the first question wrong but got the video bonus. Pimpin' IS easy!
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#11
Why are gardeners the best pimps?
Because they are well versed in whorticulture
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#12
What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?
A Pimp
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#13
What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?
He grabs a hoe.
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#14
I hurt my back...
...and the head of HR asked me if I was limping. Apparently it is NOT OK to say "Naw, just working on my pimp walk". :)
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#15
What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?
They both like to throw a ho-down.
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#16
The pimp hand...
Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.
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#17
What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common?
They both know how to throw a ho-down.
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#18
What's the difference between a homeless wanker and a pimp?
One's a broke stroker and the other is a stroke broker.
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#19
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a Warehouse.
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#20
Did you hear that they're bringing back Pimp My Ride?
It's called Uber.
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What are the best Pimp Jokes?
Our collection features 77 Pimp Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Pimp Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Pimp Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Pimp Jokes?
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How many Pimp Jokes are available?
We currently have 77 Pimp Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Pimp Jokes?
Pimp Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Pimp Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pimp jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love pimp jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good pimp jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Pimp Jokes safe for all ages?
Most pimp jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Pimp Jokes?
pimp jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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