What Are Pimples Jokes?
Pimples Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of pimples jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Do you know what your pimples do while you're asleep?
Nothing really, the just zit there.
#2
(nsfw) What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
#3
Brain: he must study-how?
*Hormones raise hand* H: we could hit him with pimples, kill the social life? B: *whispers* It's for his own good.
#4
'You have an important event coming up?
OwmeeGod, count me in!' -pimples.
#5
What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples?
Pimples don't come on your face until you're at least 13.
#6
How are pimples and a priest different?
Pimples don't come on your face until you are 12.
#7
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
Pimples don't come on boys faces till they hit 13
#8
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and pimples?
Pimples will wait till you're 14 to come on you're face.
#9
Pimples are a rising issue
And a pressing matter
#10
Pimples on teenagers are asterisks on things
they say* *Listener discretion is advised
#11
What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple?
Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face.
#12
Just saw a dude with a row of pimples that looked exactly like a sick handlebar moustache.
Nice one, puberty.
#13
[NSFW] What's the difference between priests and pimples?
Pimples only come on your face after you turn twelve.
#14
Women usually love when I compliment them on their youthful appearance.
But this lady is obviously upset over comments about her pimples.
#15
If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks & 7 signs of skin-aging...
Then you should try Adobe Photoshop!
#16
What is the difference between michael jackson and pimples?
Pimples wait until you're thirteen before they come all over your face.
#17
How are Roman Polanski and pimples similar?
Both cum on your face when you're 13. How are Roman Polanski and body hair similar? Both cum on your ass when you're 13.
#18
Can I go to a spa and hire someone to pop the pimples on my back?
Like what do single people do about back pimples?
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and pimples jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love pimples jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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